Owner: Christopher A. Carlson
All Time Record: 41-68 (.376)
Regular Season Record: 39-64 (.379)
Playoff Bye Weeks: 0
Career PPG: 124.25
Championships: 0
2nd Place Finishes: 0
Toilet Bowl Championships: 2016, 2019, 2020, 2022
2016: 5-7 (1,478 points) (8th Place)
2017: 6-6 (1,391 points) (3rd Place)
2018: 6-6 (1,452 points) (3rd Place)
2019: 2-10 (1,267 points) (8th Place)
2020: 3-10 (1,560.46 points) (8th Place)
2021: 8-6 (1,991.74 points) (4th Place)
2022: 4-10 (1,764.02 points) (8th Place)
2023: 5-9 (1,893.12 points) (6th Place)
Regular Season Record: 39-64 (.379)
- vs. 7th Place Scooters: 7-8
- vs. Mile High Salute: 5-8
- vs. DCR Bud Right Rimes: 7-8
- vs. CDN GF Gorillas: 8-7
- vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 5-9
- vs. Shut Up JD: 2-2
- vs. Bill Pickles Tap Room: 2-8
- vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 2-13
- vs. Boner Jamz '09: 1-1
Playoff Bye Weeks: 0
Career PPG: 124.25
Championships: 0
2nd Place Finishes: 0
Toilet Bowl Championships: 2016, 2019, 2020, 2022
2016: 5-7 (1,478 points) (8th Place)
2017: 6-6 (1,391 points) (3rd Place)
2018: 6-6 (1,452 points) (3rd Place)
2019: 2-10 (1,267 points) (8th Place)
2020: 3-10 (1,560.46 points) (8th Place)
2021: 8-6 (1,991.74 points) (4th Place)
2022: 4-10 (1,764.02 points) (8th Place)
2023: 5-9 (1,893.12 points) (6th Place)