Owner: Michael L. Pistentis
All Time Record: 34-72 (.321)
Regular Season Record: 34-69 (.330)
- vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 2-13
- vs. Mile High Salute: 5-10
- vs. DCR Bud Right Rimes: 6-9
- vs. CDN GF Gorillas: 7-8
- vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 4-8
- vs. Shut Up JD: 0-3
- vs. Bill Pickles Tap Room: 1-9
- vs. Gluten Free Tastebuds: 8-7
- vs. Boner Jamz '09: 1-1
Playoff Bye Weeks: 0
Career PPG: 122.46
Championships: 0
2nd Place Finishes: 0
Toilet Bowl Championships: 2021, 2023
IBC: 2017 - 2020
Pants Are Optional Host: 2021 - current
2016: 6-6 (1,348 points) (5th Place)
2017: 4-8 (1,260 points) (7th Place)
2018: 2-10 (1,416 points) (7th Place)
2019: 6-6 (1,612 points) (5th Place)
2020: 4-9 (1,585.76 points) (7th Place)
2021: 3-11 (1,778.92 points) (8th Place)
2022: 5-9 (1,774.40 points) (5th Place)
2023: 4-10 (1,858.80 points) (8th Place)