Owner: Sean R. Newport
,All Time Record: 67-48 (.583)
Regular Season Record: 58-45 (.563)
Playoff Bye Weeks: 2017, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023
Career PPG: 139.33
Championships: 2019, 2020, 2021
2nd Place Finishes: 2017, 2023
Toilet Bowl Championships: 2018
Pants Are Optional Host: 2021 - current
2016: 4-8 (1,421 points) (7th Place)
2017: 8-4 (1,447 points) (2nd Place)
2018: 3-9 (1,485 points) (8th Place)
2019: 7-5 (1,587 points) (1st Place)
2020: 9-4 (1,995.18 points) (1st Place)
2021: 9-5 (2,170.36 points) (1st Place)
2022: 9-5 (2,094.98 points) (4th Place)
2023: 9-5 (2,150.44 points) (2nd Place)
Regular Season Record: 58-45 (.563)
- vs. 7th Place Scooters: 8-5
- vs. Mile High Salute: 8-5
- vs. DCR Bud Right Rimes: 6-7
- vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 5-8
- vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 4-4
- vs. Shut Up JD: 2-2
- vs. Bill Pickles Tap Room: 8-2
- vs. Gluten Free Tastebuds: 6-5
- vs. Boner Jamz '09: 2-0
Playoff Bye Weeks: 2017, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023
Career PPG: 139.33
Championships: 2019, 2020, 2021
2nd Place Finishes: 2017, 2023
Toilet Bowl Championships: 2018
Pants Are Optional Host: 2021 - current
2016: 4-8 (1,421 points) (7th Place)
2017: 8-4 (1,447 points) (2nd Place)
2018: 3-9 (1,485 points) (8th Place)
2019: 7-5 (1,587 points) (1st Place)
2020: 9-4 (1,995.18 points) (1st Place)
2021: 9-5 (2,170.36 points) (1st Place)
2022: 9-5 (2,094.98 points) (4th Place)
2023: 9-5 (2,150.44 points) (2nd Place)