Owner: Ian J. A. Lindsay
All Time Record: 49-60 (.434)
Regular Season Record: 51-52 (.495)
Playoff Bye Weeks: 2019, 2020
Career PPG: 133.45
Championships: 0
2nd Place Finishes: 2022
Toilet Bowl Championships: 0
2016: 6-6 (1,485 points) (6th Place)
2017: 6-6 (1,449 points) (6th Place)
2018: 4-8 (1,741 points) (5th Place)
2019: 9-3 (1,577 points) (3rd Place)
2020: 8-5 (1,874.9 points) (4th Place)
2021: 5-9 (1,848.24 points) (6th Place)
2022: 7-7 (1,766.96 points) (2nd Place)
2023: 6-8 (2,003.64 points) (5th Place)
Regular Season Record: 51-52 (.495)
- vs. 7th Place Scooters: 9-6
- vs. Mile High Salute: 8-6
- vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 3-11
- vs. CDN GF Gorillas: 7-8
- vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 5-9
- vs. Shut Up JD: 3-0
- vs. Bill Pickles Tap Room: 4-7
- vs. Gluten Free Tastebuds: 8-7
- vs. Boner Jamz '09: 2-0
Playoff Bye Weeks: 2019, 2020
Career PPG: 133.45
Championships: 0
2nd Place Finishes: 2022
Toilet Bowl Championships: 0
2016: 6-6 (1,485 points) (6th Place)
2017: 6-6 (1,449 points) (6th Place)
2018: 4-8 (1,741 points) (5th Place)
2019: 9-3 (1,577 points) (3rd Place)
2020: 8-5 (1,874.9 points) (4th Place)
2021: 5-9 (1,848.24 points) (6th Place)
2022: 7-7 (1,766.96 points) (2nd Place)
2023: 6-8 (2,003.64 points) (5th Place)