Owner: Zachary S. Mains
(All Time Record: 51-39 (.566)
Regular Season Record: 44-35 (.557)
- vs. 7th Place Scooters: 11-1
- vs. Mile High Salute: 8-3
- vs. DCR Bud Right Rimes: 5-6
- vs. CDN GF Gorillas: 3-9
- vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 5-4
- vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 2-10
- vs. Gluten Free Taste Buds: 8-2
- vs. Boner Jamz '09: 2-0
Playoff Bye Weeks: 0
Career PPG: 142.24
Championships: 2022
2nd Place Finishes: 0
Toilet Bowl Championships: 0
2018: 7-5 (1,735 points) (6th Place)
2019: 4-8 (1,482 points) (7th Place)
2020: 8-5 (1,845.18 points) (2nd Place)
2021: 8-6 (2,095.84 points) (4th Place)
2022: 9-5 (2,039.02 points) (1st Place)
2023: 8-6 (2,039.54 points) (3rd Place)